I just love publicizing my meaningless thoughts!

In the past few months I have dreamt about violent and graphic death, destruction, explosions, the devil (even though I'm in no way religious) and, as of last night, being robbed by gangsters (I vividly remember screaming "NOT MY GUITAR!!!") and having a fucking baby. Jesus.

Of course, in light of my internet addiction, I have looked up the meaning to some of these gems.

Robber, Robbery (see Stealing)

1. If the dreamer is concerned about safety, security, and financial affairs, this dream could reflect those fears. Whether the fear—that someone in some way is going to rip you off—is real or not depends on the circumstances and other symbols in the dream.

2. If the dreamer is looking for love, this could represent a warning: The dreamer could meet and fall for someone fascinating, but who has an agenda of his or her own and could end up breaking the dreamer’s heart.

BABY DREAMS

As an object in dreams, a baby or child represents something that requires great care and attention. The meaning can change depending on whether it is your original responsibility or one that has been passed off on you by someone else. These dreams may also have wish-fulfilment content for women who are in their childbearing years.
If the baby was pretty, you will be fortunate through the help of friends. However, if the baby was ugly or in any way displeasing to you, look out for treachery in someone you are inclined to trust. Helpless or sick babies are generally a warning of difficulties ahead, so be cautious in your business and/or or love affairs. A walking baby indicates sudden independence, and if you dreamed of many babies, great satisfaction and happiness are coming your way.

1. A new world, a new life, promising new enterprises.

2. Youth, innocence.

3. An upcoming birth in the dreamer's immediate circle.

Astrological parallel: Leo.

Tarot parallel: The Sun.


DEVIL DREAMS

Seeing a devil in the dream is a signal that you are too preoccupied with the negative thoughts, or you are surrounded by people who threaten your serenity. A devil is a symbol of temptations, dark forces, confusion, darkness and death. If dream of a devil, be very careful, because there might be serious consequences, if you yield to temptations.



EXPLOSION DREAMS

A dream of contrary. To dream of witnessing a massive explosion indicates that your own life is going to “explode.” Great changes for the better are on the way.

So basically, dreams are internal horoscopes, or? Either way, good to know I'm insecure, preoccupied with negativity and secretly want a baby out of the toxic love affair I am so destined to have. BUT, at the end of the day, my life will just explode! COOL!