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My neighbor upstairs has feet made of anvils

My neighbor upstairs is practicing for the Olympics in long, triple and high jump with his feet made of anvils.

My neighbor upstairs is never satisfied with his decor or furniture arrangement and must change them once every 10 minutes, this is part of his Olympic training as his feet are so heavy it makes him develop massive muscles and gives him an advantage.

My neighbor upstairs is deaf and must play his music so loud it vibrates so he can "feel" the music, like a modern day Beethoven, if you will. In order to train for the Olympics with such heavy extremities he must play this at all hours of the day to give him energy.

My neighbor upstairs doesn't like it when I play my guitar at 6am, or 6pm really, it distracts from his elaborate way of moving furniture around his training equipment which require the concentration of a saint, and ABSOLUTE silence.

My neighbor upstairs is most likely a man, women don't have anvil feet or the strength to move couches made of solid lead.

My neighbor upstairs will occasionally have sex 3 times in a row at 2 am. Having such heavy feet makes the bed undergo serious stress and I'm concerned it will one day grind through the roof and fall on me.